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this is sooooo sick oh my god!!!
I JUST SPENT LIKE AN 1 HOUR OF MY LIFE ON THIS, GENIUS
this is legit so sick.mindfuck
whoaaa
this is AMAZING
EVERYONE DO IT aaaaaaaaa
Whoa.
3, 18, and 23 are probably my favourites.
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- me: mum i wanna skip college tomorrow so you're gonna have to ring in and pretend i'm sick
- mum: ok but what shall i say? i've gone through nearly every illness that's ever existed
- me: just say i have stomach ache or the flu or something
- 2 hours later
- mum on the phone: yeah he's got explosive, violent diarrhoea. he has shit all over the walls and ceiling and he's puking like a fountain. he's collapsed in the bathroom in a pile of his own piss, shit and vomit. he won't be able to come in today
One time my friend sent me these pictures, with no explanation, and then called me, and I thought she was crying, but apparently she was laughing really hard. It was the scariest ten minutes of my life.
This is what happens when you put a lava lamp on the stove.
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my twelve year old sister, ladies and gentlemen
omfg you are perfect
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today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
I really like crackers
how high are you
as high as crackers can get you
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